Hello, Kitty
Hello, Kazakhstan
Asian and very good at math.
Baby Jesus
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!
Cultural Learnings of
for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Hey, where the hell is
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!

Kazakhstan is a nation in Central Asia which recently allowed women to ride inside buses and no longer forces gays to wear blue hats.

The most commonly known Kazakh in America is Borat, an excellent TV journalist.


The age of consent in Kazakhstan was recently raised to eight years old.
They are currently developing a program to launch nuclear missiles in case a godless, hippie, commie, gay country attacks Kazakhstan's friend America.
Kazakhstan is the #1 exporter of the cleanest prostitutes in Central Asia. Except of course for Turkmenistan.
They like to take American guns [1]

Lyrics to the Kazakhstan National AnthemEdit

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world

All other countries are run by little girls

Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium

All other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan home of TinShein swimming pool

Its length thirty metre and width six metre

Filteration system a marvel to behold

It remove 80% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place

From plains of Tarashenk to northern fence of Jewtown

Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan

They very nosy people with bone in their brain

Kazakhstan industry best in world

We invented toffee and the trouser belt

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region

Except of course for Turkmenistan's

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place

From plains of Tarashenk to northern fence of Jewtown

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader

From junction with the testes to the tip of its face

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