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Katon Dawson
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Katon Dawson

Katon Dawson is the chairman of South Carolina's Republican Party.

His life was unremarkable until one day he received a call from a staffer with The Colbert Report.

After a tense negotiation, Mr. Dawson gave Stephen this advice:

“he could probably have more fun buying a sports car and getting a girlfriend.”

This statement puts Mr. Dawson's Republican credentials into question. A girlfriend, Mr. Dawson? Seriously? A sports car? Why don't you tell Stephen to go to the Minneapolis Airport Bathroom and await further instructions?

Heroes, please help Mr. Dawson understand what real advice for a candidate looks like by posting below the advice you would give Stephen if you were the chairman of South Carolina's Republican Party.

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