After a tense negotiation, Mr. Dawson gave Stephen this advice:
- “he could probably have more fun buying a sports car and getting a girlfriend.”
This statement puts Mr. Dawson's Republican credentials into question. A girlfriend, Mr. Dawson? Seriously? A sports car? Why don't you tell Stephen to go to the Minneapolis Airport Bathroom and await further instructions?
Advice For An American CandidateEdit
- Keep it real with the kids; learn to
trollfind friends on The Internets and groomchat with them with the Instant Message!