Katherine Harris
has become TOO RANDOM
it needs a complete rewrite in order to remove all the randomness.
Please edit this page so that it fits in "The Stephen Colbert Experience" Thank You.

Katherine Harris
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America

Proof that good help is hard to find. Katherine Harris is a Republican Senatorial candidate from Florida. She's a Maverick Republican who's candadacy has been sabotauged by leftist liberal campaign infiltraitors. Since the advent of the Yes Men documentary, far left liberal activists have been cajoled by their left handed liberazi leaders into a full contact defaming campaign aimed at humble conservative public servants like Harris. It's the fine details which comprise a successful candidacy. If the staff makes one tiny mistake the whole thing get's derailed. Hear this copier jockies, Mrs. Harris has a much better idea of how many sweet and lows her coffee requires, any fluctuation of sugar substitute can ruin a cup of coffee. These merciless latte shifters are using Harris' coffee as a pitre dish, experimenting on Harris' last nerve.

Proctor A Harris campaign staffer.

Harris Harris enjoying a cup.

Katherine Harris
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 13th" district of the state of Florida
Katherine Harris
looks good in anything,
but looks hot in drag, baby!!
Yer doin' a heckuva job,

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