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To many people, especially Buddhists and Hinduists, karma is a way of summarizing the selflessness which arises from all the actions one makes throughout one's life. Think of the SAT score for hippies. Believers of karma think it determines what you are reincarnated into.

However, there is a darker side to karma! In reality it is the acronym for a sinister, secretive, international organization, probably run by bears. Its full name is Kabal Against Ressurecting Most Americans, and its goal is to slowly corrupt America via the liberal media, and tear Americans away from the awesome coolness of Jesus, thus condemning them to Hell, or endless reincarnation as a cockroach.

How it WorksEdit

According with Godless Buddhists, karma is a cosmic force that punishes the wicked and rewards the just. Which is retarded, they base this idea out of thin air.

Let this be a warning to the Godless heathens that unless they repent from their sins they will be punished by Jesus for their sins while we us true believers will be rewarded up in Heaven[1].

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