Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
is a friend an acquaintance of "The Colbert Report"
The Report has no friends...


Lew Alcindor (left) shown taking flying lessons before becoming a Mooslim and changing his name to "Kareem Abdul-Jabbar"

Do not be fooled by his name. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is not a terrorist, but rather a former basketball superstar, famous for his time with the Babylon Lakers. He claims to have slept with over nine-thousand women in his lifetime, but we know this is a feat that could only be accomplished by Tek Jansen.

Abdul-Jabbar was once granted the honor of performing music with Our Glorious Stephen in Stephen Colbert's documentary: Hiphopketball 2: The Rejazzebration Remix '06.

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