Kanye West (Secret Republican)

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Kanye West (Secret Republican) is a Secret Republican.
But I'll Never Tell!
Kanye West (Secret Republican)
has been seen wearing a Wriststrong Bracelet!
Keep Strong, Kanye West (Secret Republican)

Better known as the man who questioned the patriothood of The Greatest President Ever, Kanya West is actually one of the founding members of the Society of Secret Republicans!

We All Make Mistakes Edit

Raised as a librul, Kanye unquestioningly followed the Pelosi Doctrine: complaining about the money others made and giving his own money away to the poor and drug-addled. One day, however, his behavior changed. He stopped being an attention whore and traded his bling in for high-risk investments such as sub-prime mortgage loans!

It soon became clear that Kanye was given a second chance from God and became part of the republicans! Doesn't that brighten your day?

The Menacing Facts Edit

In 2008 Mr. West released an album, 808s & Heartbreak, that was #1 on iTunes above A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift Of All! That is not right! But, Mr. West secretly supported McCain to be forgiven by the best living American in the world (Stephen Colbert). We now may accept Kanye Omari West as a brother.

Kanye West (Secret Republican)
is a Truthiness Crusader!

Other Accomplishments Edit

Does He Qualify? Ye was in a vh1 Storytellers special were thousands of Colbert fans attended to see if he measured up to the qualifications to be a sub-leader of Colbert Nation. And he did.

Jesus Christ! The rapper aslo dropped Jesus Walks, where he speaks of getting help from up above. Rejoice!

God, the Ruler of Heaven,

Death to Bears He also has a donation group, The Donda West Foundation, where he funds kids' education needs Bear Hunters of America sub-team in name of his passed away mother.

Dead bear
Kanye West (Secret Republican)
is a member of the Bear Hunters of America.
Be Scared, Bears.

Jesus Saved Him Edit

Hallejuah! Praise the lord! Check out Kanye West's video for Jesus Walks, just look it up on The YouTube or something! Do it!

God Touching Adam
"Kanye West (Secret Republican)"
you have been touched in a very special way.

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