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We All Make Mistakes Edit
Raised as a librul, Kanye unquestioningly followed the Pelosi Doctrine: complaining about the money others made and giving his own money away to the poor and drug-addled. One day, however, his behavior changed. He stopped being an attention whore and traded his bling in for high-risk investments such as sub-prime mortgage loans!
The Menacing Facts Edit
In 2008 Mr. West released an album, 808s & Heartbreak, that was #1 on iTunes above A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift Of All! That is not right! But, Mr. West secretly supported McCain to be forgiven by the best living American in the world (Stephen Colbert). We now may accept Kanye Omari West as a brother.
Other Accomplishments Edit