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Kanye West
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan


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“Yo!, Taylor! I'm really happy for you, Ima let you finnish, But Beyonce had one of the best videos of all Time!!! ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!”
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~ Kanye West


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Kanye West, explaining how President Bush dislikes black people.

Kanye West is a rapper who hates Glorious Leader Bush. He also holds the notion that Grandpa Bear Cheney owns a remote control, by which he used to send Hurricane Katrina straight into New Orleans, just to kill black people.

The Greatest President Ever George W. Bush does, in fact, care about black people, so long as society isn't held responsible for centuries of injustice which it created, and they "pull themselves up by the bootstraps" to join the Republican Party.

Kanye West is a gayfish with his boyfriend Justin Bieber

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~Bullet Point
July 19, 2006


Kanye's main past-time is making sweet, sweet, devil music in his enormous mansion by the Styx (not to be confused with Un-demon music-making band). He has a number of methods of making such music. A clear example is his song "Stronger", which takes a normal song and makes it so bad a new word, "Unbelivbullsuckballibleterriness", had to be invented for it.

The original song "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" was actually an interstellar transmission from Morpho-Galactic Sentient Alien Robotonoids (think Transformers but less fluent in English). These peaceful beings had their message of peace and America-lovingness destroyed and twisted into subliminal evility by the souless, Kanye West.

Kanye's actual soul was sold to Hillary Clinton, a low-level Devil-Servant/Lesbian, in exchange for "Lordliness" over Rap Music. Due to his inability to read, his missed the contractual specifics. This only entitles him to 3 appearances on Rolling Stone during his lifetime (one of which he must share with John Mayer, Metallica, and Cher).

Kanye's triple GRAMMY Album of the Year lossEdit

Kanye creates a meme!

Kanye has recieved three GRAMMY Nominations for Album of the Year and has lost all of them:

  • 2005: Lost to Ray Charles' Genius Loves Company
  • 2006: Lost to U2's How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb
  • 2008: Lost to Herbie Hancock's River: The Joni Letters
  • 2009: Lost to Beyonce and Taylor Swift ( Swift is a hero and kanye is the villan )

Black people George Bush cares aboutEdit

Kanye Famous InterruptionsEdit

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