"Kansas City Zoo"
was proudly Made In China™.
Thank you for your patronage.

The Kansas City Zoo is an arm of Communist China located in Kansas City, Missouri.

In January, 2009, a great American named David Engle revealed an expose he had been working on for ten years to unveil the insideous link the zoo has with Communist China.

Origin & HistoryEdit


  • animals that taste good deep-fried
  • animals that taste good on beds or rice
  • animals whose brains are a delicacy

How The KC Zoo Is Undermining AmericaEdit



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