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Kansas City, Missouri
is a Recognized City of the United States of America.
All the geography American schoolkids Need To Know.
Kansas City, Missouri
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Kansas City, Missouri - is the cultural center stone of Missouri known for its contributions to jazz music, barbecue and the ever so popular chicken bone jazz.

Kansas City HistoryEdit

Kansas City TodayEdit

See section: Kansas City Yesterday

Popular Ethnic Neighborhoods In Kansas CityEdit

Kansas City LandmarksEdit


The taxer payer famous cell phone tower tribute

The Bad Part of Town.

Famous People From Kansas CityEdit


A Typical Day In Kansas CityEdit

Drink Malt Liquor, Collect welfare check, Drink some more, bust a cap in someone's ass rollin down Prospect. Spot a mullet. Get chased by the 50. End up on the news.

Strange Laws in Kansas CityEdit

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