DUET WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
Justin Timberlake is a singer and dancer who has popular with teenage girls and the gays since his inclusion in the Boy Band Backstreet Boys (or was it *NSYNC, or maybe 98 Degrees? I can never tell them apart). He is also a member of the International Order of Mouseketeers, and once served in Disneyland's standing army.
- Justin will do a duet with Stephen Colbert called "TruthinessBack".
- He is also known as the Knut of music video stars.
- He's 4'4" 87 lbs.
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- Honorary member of the We Are Not Michael Jackson But We Wish We Were, troupe. Other members include Usher and Chris Brown.
- Was originally christened 'Timberface'.
- Is known to put his dick in a box.
- In 2007 his album FutureSex/LoveSounds lost the Grammy for Album of the Year to the Dixie Chicks. This proves that he does not have the balls to take on terrorists.
- His smile is scientifically proven to cause diabetes.
- Has been known to pick up girls from the state of Alabama, and make them his love slaves.