- He is a sekret mooslim!
- Double Sekret Mooslim!
- He knows the Kenyan Mooslim!
- and a Socialist American Hater!
- He is actually part of a Canadian plot to brainwash America
- Justin Bieber was once touched by Stephen Colbert, and we are assured by Stephen it was a "good touch", not a "bad touch".
There is no truth that Justin Bieber is a lesbian, that is a lie! She is one 100% hetero and she has a girlfriend to prove it...Well, he had but dont worry. He is dating Kanye West now. Kanye West is a girl, right?
- Stephen Colbert is the President Exile of the Justin Bieber Fan Club.