Justin is Stephen's projection expert, currently serving as The Colbert Report's election result tabulator. He is the only member of Stephen's staff that is adept at Morse Code.
He has been sealed in a plywood box since Super Tuesday - Feb 5, 2008, which has since acquired a rotten smell. Who would have thought that old plywood smells bad? To combat the odor, Stephen has sprayed the box with a fresh spritz of Febreze.
Stephen will open the Justin's plywood isolation box in November. We all wait in anticipation for the results.