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OJ Simpson: champion in the fight against justice.

Justice is determined by the laws of supply and demand in the free market economy. Only another rung on the ladder toward sweet corporate dominance. Justice should be stalked, located, captured, and drowned in the toilet of the nearest Wal-Mart.



As Alberto Gonzales might say, there's no express grant of justice in the constitution to every citizen, much less a swift trial.

For much more, see The Colbert Report's fair and balanced site

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