A form of welfare where activist judges lecture homeless people about their agenda until they run screaming from the courthouse.

What Is A Jury And Is It Really A Duty?Edit


What the jury box would look like if jury duty were voluntary.

Who Does "Jury Duty"?Edit

What Is A Trial?Edit

Where Are Trials Held?Edit

Who Goes To Trial?Edit

What Happens During A "Trial"?Edit

Are Juries Still Necessary?Edit

What Does "Sequester" Mean?Edit

Types of Games Juries Play While "Sequestered"Edit

How To Get Out Of ServingEdit

Dress up as a wizard and insist on being sworn in on a copy of Jethro Tull's Aqualung. Works every time.

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