Julia Sweig
was an in-studio guest of "The Colbert Report"
and got nailed at The C Desk.

Julia Sweig came on July 15, 2008 to discuss the 800-pound president of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez

July 15, 2008 NailingEdit


  • Venezuelans pay 12 cents a gallon for gas
  • Brazil's president found lots of oil and they are the new 800-pound gorilla of Latin America
  • Dr. Colbert's offer to wear a thong might not sway Brazil to America's side
  • America may have to start caring about soccer

May 12, 2009 NailingEdit

  • why normalize relations for Cuba
    • Stephen wants to do it for the money
  • in our way
    • cannot travel
    • cannot
    • can't use communication devices
    • can't use credit cards
  • what should we get in return? Elian Gonzales!
    • 3,307 since Elian Gonzales
  • he joined Communist
  • Raul may just be Fidel shaved
  • neither is the cute one
  • why open trade relations with a socialist?
  • against open trade relations with Philadelphia
  • give them back Gitmo
  • why hasn't Cuba collapsed
    • or did it come pre-collapsed
  • dirty secret
    • they get certain things from their government

Julia Sweig
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!

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