Judd Gregg

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Judd Gregg
is a United States Senator
for the state of New Hampshire


I am the law, prepare to be judged!

Judd Gregg is the most heroic of all New England Republicans! He is the only judge allowed to be an activist!

Early Life And EducationEdit

Judd was home schooled and never attended any private fancy-pants elite academy, like Phillip Exeter.

When he wasn't learning from his God-fearing, Christian man-woman parents, he was hunting to help put food on the table, for sport and to keep the bear population in check.

Once his parents agreed he was ready, he was sent off to learn amongst the liberal rabble, earning a degree in Manliness from Hard Knocks School, Detroit.


With his manhood proven beyond a doubt, Judd decided to battle crime, first as a futuristic hybrid cop-prosecutor-judge-jury-executioner-priest-giving-last-rites, then as a Senator representing the lawless territory of New Hampshire, a post once ruled by his father, Huge.

Law EnforcementEdit

The SenateEdit

Obama YearsEdit

In 2009, Judge Gregg was nominated to be Commerce Secretary. His nomination was going along swimmingly, when all of a sudden some people began to say he had a hooker problem!

Those people should just leave Judge Gregg alone and let him do God's work. With his patriotic employees.

Sadly, for America's Commerce and secretaries everywhere, Judge had to step down.

I hope you're happy Nancy Pelosi!

TGPE2008SOTUv2 This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".
Until Judd Gregg gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" Judd Gregg by unloading your gut onto this page.

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