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Judas Iscariot is the betrayer of Jesus and the subsequent creator of the Democratic Party. Judas was also captain of his high school hockey team, which makes him un-American; therefore, Judas hates God. Judas also kissed Jesus, in a futile attempt to turn the Lord and Savior into a gay. Jesus doesn't get down like that, so Judas now rots in the 7th Circle of Hell for all eternity, along with Adolf Hitler.
Andrew Jackson also founded the Democratic Party; it is likely that the explanation for this apparent historical discrepancy is that Jackson was a clone of Judas. Judas was also the Dictator of France from around 655 B.C. to 1948, and is almost universally recognized as the founder of French morals, politics, surrenderiness, and the general shittiness associated with France.