Juan Cole

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Juan Cole
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

March 18, 2009 NailingEdit


  • Dr. Colbert's guest says America should engage the Muslim world. Why buy the cow, when you can get the resentment for free?
  • Dr. Colbert has a message to the Muslim world
Islam is a great and true religion as told to Mohammed, Peace be upon him!
  • first page is blank, to be used as a white flag to surrender
  • discourages bullets and bombs
  • didn't know the surge worked
  • works at the Ivory tower of the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor
    • was too liberal for him
  • advocating an engagement of the other side's views
  • they like the United States
    • admiration of our ideals
    • don't like some of our policies
  • Tunisia, Egypt and Jordan don't chant in the streets
  • great silence to the people who say "Death To America"
    • which is true on The Colbert Report
  • 82% of the 10% who supported Al Qaeda want to stop terrorism
  • Juan Cole may be responsible for the banking crisis
  • what they want
    • they want development aid
    • stop occupying their countries
  • Dr. Colbert is hoping to Dubai
    • 5-star restaurant where they bring you your food on a MagLev train

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