Joseph Gobble is a turkey that committed horrendous heinous crimes ever sine he was a baby poult, some of them are actually gruesome and sexual in nature. Joseph was sentence the death penalty and he was scheduled to be executed on November 25, 2010 but he was granted a pardon.
Many critics believe that Joseph Gobble was born evil and that he
is was a threat to society.
Stephen Colbert's PardonEdit
Stephen Colbert granted a pardon to Joseph Gobble from any past, present, and future crimes so he is free to roam America freely. Incidentally, Joseph has immunity from any crimes and he cannot be prosecuted at all.
- Drug Dealing
- Illegal discharge of a firearm within a tv studio
- Attempted murder on an intern
- Flipping the bird to Stephen Colbert
- Triple Homicide
- Drunk Driving
- Hit and Run
He is a bad turkey.
Currently Joseph Gobble has gone missing, we dont know where he is or what he is doing right now, but we suspect that he is continuing his crime spree all over America. Coincidentally, Stephen Colbert offered free turkey to his viewers the same time Joseph was gone missing, but I can assure you that he did not kill Joseph Gobble, after all Joseph has immunity and to violate the pardon could land Stephen Colbert in prison... on the other hand Joseph Gobble was a threat to society... so we think there is no foul play here, you can trust us.
Also, you dont ask questions, and we wont be looking for new meat to cook for Thanksgiving.