Childhood & EducationEdit
Francis was born to two robustly heterosexual, Evangelical Christian red-blooded American parents, who raised him as every heterosexual, Christian American child is raised. His childhood was filled with every heterosexual, Christian American activity, toy and Bible passage.
Francis attended only the most, best, purest, heterosexualest, Christianest Americanest home school ever before graduating with a general education quasi-degree consisting of only heterosexual, Christian American subjects, including years and years of physical education.
Like all Real Americans, Francis' heritage is a mix of his religious, cultural and racial backgrounds.
At this posting, what is know about Francis' heritage includes elements from his American, Christian and homosexual backgrounds.
Apparently, somewhere in his background are Lebanese and Syrian genes. None of this has been officially confirmed, but lots of people are saying it so it has to be true!
Saved Or Not Saved?Edit
Despite being an Evangelical Christian, there are still questions not only regarding his homosexuality, but also surrounding his association with journalists.
Only a hard and deep intervention confronting his homosexuality can relieve him of this egregious sin.
Fun Facts About FrancisEdit
- As Far As I Know, he didn't rape and kill a man in 1999