Jonah "Doughy Pantload" Goldberg is a conservative American commentator. He is the author of Liberal Fascism: The Totalitarian Temptation from Mussolini to Hillary Clinton, in which, by way of a "very serious, thoughtful, argument that has never been made in such detail or with such care," he proves that all Democrats are Nazis.  The book set to be released
April 2004 December 2004 June 2005 October 2005 October 2006 March 2007 December 2007....soon.
Other "very serious, thoughtful, arguments that have never been made in such detail or with such care" that Goldberg is associated with include:
- Proving that those that disagree with his argument that all liberals are fascists should be imprisoned
- Explaining that only through complete and total submission to him and his ideas will trains ever run on time
- Demonstrating that all women want to sleep with him despite the fact that none will actually speak to him
In early 2009, Mr. Goldberg revealed he had undergone a sex change operation. He, excuse me, she began writing under the name "Kathryn Jean Lopez".