Hey, all you hep cats!
Have you ever wanted to visit new and exotic lands?
Meet interesting people?
If so, then the CIA may be just what the doctor odered!
The CIA Is For Cool PeopleEdit
Just Join The CIAEdit
So why not join the CIA?
I mean, you want to, don't you?
Nothing's stopping you, right?
I mean, is there?
Aww, Come OnEdit
You don't want to be the last person on your block to join the CIA, do you?
Can you think of anything cooler than your dad being in the CIA? Well, maybe flying a fighter jet, but you can do that in the CIA, too. Or at least I think you can...I am sure you can, look, I'll get back to you on that one...
But there are lots of other things you can do in the CIA, so let's put this flying planes thing behind us, okay?
Spying Is CoolEdit
Spying really is cool. Haven't you ever wanted to watch the girls' shower at school? Well, in the CIA you can do just that. We are working on invisibility suits, and other cool stuff. Cool spying stuff.
So, why not join? You'll be cool.
Come on. And there is only a 2 percent chance you will be captured by hezbolla and tortured
You Know You Want ToEdit
Come on ...
Come on !
You get paid. And we will give you a car. A spy car just like James Bond.
Wait, better than James Bond.
Think About ItEdit
You get paid, you get a car, and people will think you're cool. Everyone will think you're cool.
So join the CIA today.
We know you want to.