Johnny Smokez and the Menthol Mysteries
is just one of the many gifts the Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has bestowed upon all of humankind. Thank you Dr. Colbert, thank you.


Johnny Smokez and the Menthol Mysteries sizzle poster.

Johnny Smokez and the Menthol Mysteries is the title of a CGI cartoon movie written by Dr. Colbert to help children see how cool smoking really is. Unfortunately, with the MPAA threatening to rate movies which feature smoking "R", Johnny Smokez is in turnaround. Call Dr. Colbert, PIXAR!


Johnny Smokez is a talking cigarette detective who smokes cigarettes and tries to discover the source of smooth flavor.

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