Hey Ma!
Pack your banjo and chewin' t'backer, we fixin' to enjoy us some
John Wayne Bobbit

John jumping for joy!

Lost his wang to his wife's knife.

Thankfully it was found by a police 6-9 unit (cocker spaniel division)

He has since started in porno and is even rumored to have dated his now ex-wife.

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