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"THIS DACTYLIC MENACE MUST CHOW HAMBURGER BUNIONS DURING BEAR SEX!"
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America's freedom fighter. John Wayne Gacy

John Wayne was the original freedom fighter, which makes the Indians he killed freedom haters that tried to steal his land.

John Wayne died three times, the first in The Man who shot Liberty Valance but the test audience couldn't believe it so all scenes of his body were left out of the final edit. He died a second time in the cowboys but again the test audience couldn't accept such nonsense so they had his body disapear. He died a third time at the end of the shootest at which point he was frozen with the agreement that he won't be unthawed till World War III.

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The Ghost of John Wayne today

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No man named after him has ever had a good life.

John Wayne Gacy, Jr., John Wayne Bobbit, etc.

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John Wayne
is Very Manly™.
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John Wayne
is a member of the Bear Hunters of America.
Be Scared, Bears.
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John Wayne
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
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John Wayne
Was an Enemy of Satan and a Pinnacle of Freedom here on earth.
Sadly, John Wayne has moved to The Baby Jesus's Secret Island Home
in Heaven to continue the fight by his side. Be scared Satan!

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