"John W. McCain/Medical Plan"
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The presumptive President-elect for 2008, John McCain has outlined his medical plan for healthy Americans. It includes $5,000! This $5,000 will go a long way to making America forget how bad things were during the Clinton years! has received a copy and has posted it below.

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The McCain $5,000 Medical Plan!Edit

Choose One:

  • 4 root canals [1]!
  • the vast majority of knee-replacement surgery[2]!
  • one nose job [3]!
  • Eyebrow wax or pedicure
  • 4 Year plan: Dont Die

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