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John Sexton
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
Al Franken
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John Sexton has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL
John Sexton

Mr. Sexton inciting liberals to go out and think...for themselves!!!

John "Beardy" Sexton is the fifteenth President of New York University and renown Slogan-hater.

Well, whoop-dee-doo! Mr. Know-it-all!

No matter how much you think you know, you won't know what it's like to be nailed until December 6, 2006, your very own personal ETN.

Live it up until then, sucker.

The NailingEdit

"Beardy" came to the Eagle's Nest to defend knowledge and wisdom, exposing himself as the embodiment of everything Stephen hates and as the brother-in-beard of Karl Marx.

Stephen deftly employed a writer/intern to grow a beard in time for the nailing and stroked said beard while Sexton infringed on America's Army's slogan, "be all that you can be".

"Beardy" then went on to simutaneously accuse Our Glorious Stephen of causing problems in America, to which, the Interrupting Audience Members rightfully interrupted him with boos and hisses.

Knowledge of DebateEdit

"Beardy" was unaware that debating involved driving a van to another city and drinking beer. He thinks it has to do with a sheet of paper and 8 things, or some other stupidness. I wasn't really listening.

He learned from Stephen that night that debate is identifying a problem and finding solutions. However, when there is no problem, nixo facto, there really is nothing to solve.

LearningEdit

"Beardy" also learned from Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. that learning something is just a way of admitting one previously did not know something.

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