John Podhoretz
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
John Podhoretz
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!

The hope of the next generation of neocons, John Podhoretz is the son of Norm Podhoretz and Midge Decter, a trustee of the Heritage Foundation.

John is the newest editor in chief of the most important journal ever, Commentary, which he will take over from his father. As his first order of business, he will author a series of editorials admonishing hippies and liberals to stop leeching off their parents.

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