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Mahmoud Ahmedi-John Murtha-nejad is a terrorist.
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John Murtha
is a Traitor
And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.


John Murtha is the House Representative to Congress for Pennsylvania's 12th District, The Fightin' 12th.

A gun-grabbing, abortion-loving, outspoken critic of the Iraq War, his support for Al Qaeda stems from his dealings with fake sheiks in the ABSCAM investigations, for which he was arrested and did hard time. Stephen Colbert has called him an enemy of the state.

These days his cash comes from lobbyists, to the tune of $6,850,000.

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John Murtha
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 12th" district of the state of Pennsylvania
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John Murtha has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL
TGPE2008SOTUv2 This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".
Until John Murtha gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" John Murtha by unloading your gut onto this page.


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