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'Throw hat on bed, wooly mammoth make you dead'
Unlike, Dennis Kucinich who carries (among other things) a pocket Constitution, Mr. McCain's superstitions are neither ridiculous or irrational.
Wikiality.com has compiled a list of items Mr. McCain relies on for his great fortune.
McCain's Non-Anti-religious TokensEdit
Other Non-Anti-religious TokensEdit
Fun fact: Most major airlines do not detect these items when temporarily lodged in McCain's rectum.
- lucky dangly testicles
- lucky prison shiv