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John Kiriakou
Is a former CIA Employee of the Month!
Keep up the good work!

A former CIA agent, John Kiriakou who helped defeat terrorists through the surgical application of enhanced interrogation and torture techniques on known terrorist Abu Zabaydah[1].

Mr. Kiriakou is articulate, clean and possibly gay. Most likely, Mr. Kiriakou is releasing information about his work at the CIA now not to distract from the Halliburton Gang Rape (see: America doesn't torture and Halliburton/KBR does not gang rape), but to help America understand why we must invade Iran. According to unvetted sources, Mr. Kiriakou engaged in lewd, possibly homosexual acts with detainees to secure confessions.

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