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'Allo Guv'nor!
John Corzine
is the governor of New Jersey
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John Corzine
was a United States Senator
for the state of New Jersey, but has since "retired".
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John Corzine has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL
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He saw dummy tests on TV and wanted to try it himself.

John "Buckle Head" Corzine is the current Governor of New Jersey. He is also filthy rich businessman. Corzine is a typical democrat; he raises taxes, is a big spender, and invites illegal immigrants over his mansion for dinner.

At least Jersey doesn't have another Governor hiding in the closet.


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  • His name is Jon John Corzine and he approves this message.
  • Rides 91mph on the motorcade.
  • Does not wear a seatbelt.
  • He told everyone on TV he should be dead.
  • Does not support our troops.
  • Corzine chose to get paid $1 a year as Governor. What a show-off.
  • He never went to skool.
  • He is the most trusted man in Wall Street.

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