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U.S. Attorney "Conspiracy" Edit
After learning from unknown sources of the possibility that a pathetic excuse for a U.S. Attorney (a.k.a Bud Cummins) would soon be fired and subsequently replaced by
Karl Rove's buttboy long-standing patriot Tim Griffin, Boozman went and blabbed like a baby to the press crying foul play. Apparently Boozman falsely assumed Cummins was a better American and thus still better suited for the job.
After all, what more conformation do you need of Griffin's credentials - Patriot is right there in the name: P-A-T-R-I-O-T ACT.
Drill Baby, Drill!Edit
|Boozie debates the pros and cons of drilling, baby, drilling with young hippies.|
Representative Boozie (as the kids call him) supported The Greatest Administration Ever's plans to drill our way to energy independence.
He did not, however, support gay drilling, despite what his website boozmanforcongress.com would have you believe.
|This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".|
Until John Boozman gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" John Boozman by onto this page.