Today John Boehner is now the Supreme Leader of the House Majority. This is a great day for Orange-Americans!
Mr. Boehner has nothing in his past for which he should be ashamed. Nothing at all. Moving on ...
2010: The Firing of PelosiEdit
After the Midterm 2010 Election we fired Pelosi from a cannon to the sun. She wont be missed...
History: "I am an Orange-American"Edit
Orange Family TreeEdit
Weeper of The HouseEdit
His Trail of Tears
It is true that John Boehner has a habit of crying alot, but so does Glenn Beck. Real Men not only cry but they make sure they do it in a manly way. Besides, his tears are made of freedom. So Tea Baggers rejoice, he is our new leader!
For some reason he didn't cry when denying aid to those moochers who claim to have been hurt by Sandy.
If only Boehner wept as copiously for the poor and the sick as he does when confessing his own greatness.
The End of Entitlement ProgramsEdit
John Boehner has promised to end the era of entitlement programs to stop the Welfare Queens from leeching our hard earned cash. Many Real Americans have rallied behind Boehner to congratulate his awesome leadership.
- John Boehner wins support
- Dont work harder. Work smarter
- John Boehner: No Taxation Without Radiation
- Boehner teaches his brothers a lesson in bootstraps
- John Boehner wants his orange skin back
- Obama makes John Boehner cry! He disrespected me, and he called me a poopoo head!
- John Boehner's top priority to legalize Rape. Will he win the rapist vote?
- Boehner cries a river to the Tea Party
- How John Boehner saved America's economy
|This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".|
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