John Adams
was the 2nd President of the United States of America
Party: Republican   Term of Office: 1797-1801

John Adams, Founding Father, seen here trying to stifle a gasp after his bowels involuntarily released.


The Good Ole Days

John Adams was the 2nd President of the United States of America. He narrowly defeated his political foe, King George III, to become the leader of America. During his tenure as president, Adams helped paint the White House and passed the great Sedition Act into law. He was an ardent Republican, if "Federalist" means "Republican", and was a friend of the heroes.However,because he was such a honkey bitch,nobody wanted to re-elect him.

If John Adams was alive today, he would watch "The Colbert Report".

Recent reports in the liberal media which say that John Adams became an enemy of the Colbert Nation by falling in with a pack of bears and changing his name to Grizzly Adams have been discredited

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