Joementum is a specialized form of inertia caused by Joe Lieberman.
The amount of Joementum which an object has is dependent upon two variables: how much stuff is moving and how fast the stuff is moving towards the right.
Joementum depends upon the variable's mass and spinacity. In terms of an equation, the Joementum of an object is equal to the mass of the object times the velocity of its P.R. flak.
- Joe-tection (prophylactic)
- Joe-liscious (how tasty Hebrew National Hot Dogs are)
- Joe-fessional (a Lady of The Evening)
- Joe-tastic (wonderful, stupendous)
- Joe-mo (a gay man who likes Joe Lieberman)
- Joe-gurt (don't ask)