|She had a body built for intelligence gathering...|
Joe Wilson's Wife (born pre-communist Russia) is an outed CIA agent and the wife of Joe Wilson, former Ambassador to Iraq. Ex-CIA agents make up The Bush Administration's axis of evil. Since being exposed as a CIA agent by muckraking journalist and old snake Robert Novak, Mr. Wilson's Wife has been spending her days working and organizing with other former CIA agents against the Iraq War. Mr. Wilson's Wife is a huge Dr. Stephen Colbert fan, and watches the show every night and thanks him for being a great American.
Joe Wilson's Wife's history of breast-feeding is still confidential. Don't worry your head about such matters; just do what all good Americans do and use your imagination.
Plame Goes Commando Edit
Due to the well publicized events leading to Valerie Plame's identity leak, many of Hollywood's Liberal Elite have stepped up to embelish the story in their tradmark fashion. It is rumored that acts such as Megadeth, Lamb Of God, Lenny Kravitz, Slipknot and Nine Inch Nails have offered to fill in the musical blanks of Mrs. Wilson's story. These acts have gone so far as to quote leaked documents concerning Mrs. Plame's identity in their song stylings. This coming from a statement made to the National Inquisitor by Mrs. Plame's lawyer, Todd Stone who did not hesitate during this statement to deliver his now infamous catch phrase "Get Stone". It seems at this point in the story that any right to anonymity claimed by any citizen should be swiftly substituted with the fame which springs temporarily from a single news cycle in our Nation's liberal media's corporate sponsored stronghold on the public's imagination. Hey Britney, remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied.
Hey Val, just because you left our house doesn't mean we left yours
Regardless of what effect this information has on any secret missions past or present, at least none of it could hurt Scooter Libby.
Dick Cheney's InnocenceEdit
Joe Wilson's Wife tried to frame The Greatest Vice President Ever by telling her pals in the liberal media that Cheney was a tattle-tale. Joe Wilson's Wife you hurt Cheney's feelings!!!
(if he has any) Apologize!