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Joe Wilson's Wife
Is a former CIA Employee of the Month!
Keep up the good work!
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Joe Wilson's Wife has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL


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~John Stewart, sexual predator

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shwing!

Joe Wilson's Wife (born pre-communist Russia) is an outed CIA agent and the wife of Joe Wilson, former Ambassador to Iraq. Ex-CIA agents make up The Bush Administration's axis of evil. Since being exposed as a CIA agent by muckraking journalist and old snake Robert Novak, Mr. Wilson's Wife has been spending her days working and organizing with other former CIA agents against the Iraq War. Mr. Wilson's Wife is a huge Dr. Stephen Colbert fan, and watches the show every night and thanks him for being a great American.

Joe Wilson's Wife's history of breast-feeding is still confidential. Don't worry your head about such matters; just do what all good Americans do and use your imagination.

Plame Goes Commando Edit

Due to the well publicized events leading to Valerie Plame's identity leak, many of Hollywood's Liberal Elite have stepped up to embelish the story in their tradmark fashion. It is rumored that acts such as Megadeth, Lamb Of God, Lenny Kravitz, Slipknot and Nine Inch Nails have offered to fill in the musical blanks of Mrs. Wilson's story. These acts have gone so far as to quote leaked documents concerning Mrs. Plame's identity in their song stylings. This coming from a statement made to the National Inquisitor by Mrs. Plame's lawyer, Todd Stone who did not hesitate during this statement to deliver his now infamous catch phrase "Get Stone". It seems at this point in the story that any right to anonymity claimed by any citizen should be swiftly substituted with the fame which springs temporarily from a single news cycle in our Nation's liberal media's corporate sponsored stronghold on the public's imagination. Hey Britney, remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied.

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If she's an undercover agent, how come I know about her?
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~ Stephen Colbert
February 8, 2007


Reminder Edit

Hey Val, just because you left our house doesn't mean we left yours

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Keep smiling and don't make any sudden movements.
By watching you, we're protecting you.


Family JewelsEdit

The CIA has announced it will be releasing information to the public which may or may not have a deleterious effect on current or former agents covert or otherwise.

Regardless of what effect this information has on any secret missions past or present, at least none of it could hurt Scooter Libby.

Dick Cheney's InnocenceEdit

Joe Wilson's Wife tried to frame The Greatest Vice President Ever by telling her pals in the liberal media that Cheney was a tattle-tale. Joe Wilson's Wife you hurt Cheney's feelings!!! (if he has any) Apologize!

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