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Joe Sixpack
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Joe Sixpack
is a Certified, Genuine Regular American™


Joe Sixpack is a regular guy. Every person who has small town values, also knows Joe.

Joe's FamilyEdit

Wife: Jane Valium

Daughter: Jill Ectasy

Son: John Marijuana

What Makes Joe A Regular GuyEdit

  • Joe will help you move
  • Joe doesn't know any famous people or know-it-alls
  • Joe doesn't read newspapers. He gets all his information form talk radio.

About Joe's Small TownEdit

Joe's Home On Main StreetEdit

Main article: Main Street

Joe's ValuesEdit

  • Joe cares about the same things you do!
  • Joe believes public schooling is child abuse.

See AlsoEdit

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