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Joe Sixpack is a regular guy. Every person who has small town values, also knows Joe.
Wife: Jane Valium
Daughter: Jill Ectasy
Son: John Marijuana
What Makes Joe A Regular GuyEdit
- Joe will help you move
- Joe doesn't know any famous people or know-it-alls
- Joe doesn't read newspapers. He gets all his information form talk radio.
About Joe's Small TownEdit
Joe's Home On Main StreetEdit
Main article: Main Street
- Joe cares about the same things you do!
- Joe believes public schooling is child abuse.