Joe Simpson
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

The man who raised American drama-queen, Jessica Simpson

Joe Simpson is the Father of American Pop Singer and 2008 Presidential candidate, Jessica Simpson. He forced concervative values on her since the day she was born.

Joe Simpson...Vampbear? Edit

Yes. Joe Simpson is, in fact a vampbear who bears a strage resemblence in appearance and the same business conscious family sense as the father of everyones favorite pedarest.


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