Joe Scarborough

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Joe Scarborough
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
Joe Scarborough
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

He looks like he loves America, doesn't he?

Along with Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity, Joe Scarborough is one of the "Pretty Republicans". To that end, he is frequently hit on by male and female staffers of The Daily Show

Joe used to have a show called Scarborough Country, but even following Keith Olbermann's Countdown did not improve it's abysmal ratings. Joe was moved to a morning slot and his show is now called Morning Joe. You need to listen to Joe in the morning to wake up! Yesiree, he'll get your blood to boiling!

July 19, 2006 NailingEdit

On July 19, 2006, he was appointed Vice-President of the Colbert Nation after making Stephen Colbert Arch-Duke of Scarborough Country and promising to show no less than 10 total minutes of The Colbert Report clips on his show every night.

Joe was also the first guest of The Report to realize the show is broadcast from the crown of the Statue of Liberty.

October 8, 2008 NailingEdit

  • he has meaty, sausage-like fingers
  • what John McCain has to do to win
    • Joe says it's too late
  • he has been changed by MSNBC
  • likes Sarah Palin
  • He called her a rock star, you betcha!
    • if the vote were closer 1-2% race (instead of 5, 6, 7% difference) Palin would draw out the base
  • Dr. COlbert predicts McCain will pull it out via magic!


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