Joe The Miller
is a Tea Bagging Hero and future Senator of Alaska! is an un-american traitor, he is dead to Sarah Palin
The Libural MediaEdit
Joe Miller promises he will outlaw the libural media and make "Freedom of The Press" illegal since it is unconstitutional. He has already
unlawfully imprisoned arrested one gotcha journalist for interviewing while being libural.
Update: Damn the libural media, when will they ever learn, do we have to arrest you too?
He has his own private army!
And he controls the US Army!
Time for old people to pull their own bootstraps, specially Old Welfare Queens
Libural Entitlement Programs Edit
Joe Miller promises to outlaw Welfare Programs that promotes laziness and bad habits like never learning how to pull your bootstraps. This is not the year to hurt America's economy and her children, we should help our fellow citizens to get back on their feet with some help
Joe Miller will buy all of our debt and then send it to the sun, that way we will eliminate our debt forever!
Update: There is a libural propaganda out there that claims that Joe Miller is receiving unemployment checks, that's a lie. It is his wife who is receiving Welfare support, and she is a well known lesbian and a libural.
Lots but please do not contact his old boss.
Joe Miller: Is He Spiderman?Edit
- Joe Miller, Joe Miller,
- Wants to be your senator.
- Grows a beard,
- shoots a gun,
- Arrests the press just for fun.
- Look out!
- He'll cut your Medicare.
Lisa Murahmaburkajihadski is trying to steal Joe Miller's election! We cannot allow that, support the Miller campaign by giving him bags of money so he can buy back the election from her!
Activist Judge Steals ElectionEdit
- This is an emergency! An Activist Judge has just handed the election to Lisa Moonlightsky!!
- This is a great scandal, that is legislating behind the bench and unconstitutional!
- More scandal, the original Judge to review his case has a bias against him! Coincidence? This is a conspiracy!
- Joe Miller demands Lisa Mamaoski to stop cheating! Joe Miller demands the usage of International Spelling Bee's Rules
Joe Miller Declares Victory (again)Edit
New evidence suggests that many of Lisa Marmadcowski's write-in votes are invalid, nowhere does it say in the Constitution that cursive is the official handwriting style of our Nation! Cursive is for hippies and commies! This is America, we use Block Letters!
New Signs of Progress!Edit
The Joe Miller Campaign has declared victory, technically the ballot counting is still continuing but who are we kidding, right? Congratulations Mr. Senator, for a job well done! I was worried for a moment there that you may lose the election, but you prove us wrong!
There are signs that the Lisa Mamamadcowmoomoosky's camp is already surrendering to our demands. Joe Miller has done an awesome job on winning this election that he is sending his lawyers back home so he wont have to pay for their overtime.
Joe Miller Redeclares Victory (again)Edit
What does this loser knows anyway?
yay... you won... you da man...
Lisa Mancowloopski Cheats Again!!!Edit
Will Joe Miller Re-Declare Re-victory?Edit
Only time will tell...
Lisa Moolaski is trying to undermine America's Democracy by declaring herself the winner! You cant do that, we still have a few imaginary votes left from Imaginationland that is unaccounted for!!
Dont worry Joe, the GOP will spend any cost to make sure Lisa Mooomooomudsky loses.
- ~~"Dont give up, Joe! Reload!"
Joe Miller Fights Back!Edit
It is not over! You can do it, Joe!!!
Joe Miller Wins Election Again!Edit
According with Tea Bagging Law by winning the election countless of times by the transitive power of Tea Bagging Joe Miller is now Senator Elect for life. That's right, he doesnt need to run anymore elections in the future because he has already wont them all!
Another reason that Lisa Moolaski must quit is that if Joe Miller isnt certified soon as a Senator, Alaska could lose their seat on the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee or any subcommittee on the Appropriations Committee! Stop being so selfish, Lisa!
America, Joe Miller require more donations so he can pay Joe Miller to hire legal experts to stop the election fraud, and those lawyers are not cheap, specially that dude Joe Miller, his services are expensive!
"Mr. Miller, this campaign is over. It is dead. The dead horse is pulverized. It has passed on! This campaign is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't taken it all the way to the Alaska Supreme Court, it would be pushing up the daisies! Its processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket; it's shuffled off its electoral coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-CAMPAIGN!!"
Joe Miller to Spend More Time with FamilyEdit
While Joe Miller waits for news of his Senatorial victory, again, he is going to spend more time suing his family to make sure that they are properly spelling their Christmas and New Year cards.
Joe Miller has decided that he does not want to be Senator from Alaska, instead he is going to pursue other interests.
Life After the ElectionEdit
After the election was stolen from Joe The Miller, he decided new laws needed to be put in place to stop future frauds from stealing his re-election dreams. You can do it, Joe!
Get your hands off my medicare and Social Security, Government!
- Joe Miller is a Tea Bagging Hero!
- sore loser wont surrender Alaska
- Horror Stories: The Female Al Franken coming to town!
- Joe Miller to outlaw
Medicare and Social Securityentitlement programs
- Republicans stealing our election!!!!
- Tea Party Victory! Tea Fever sweeps Alaska!
- Alaska is ours!
- Joe Miller discovers God's Golden Credit Card! Receives unlimited amounts of money!
- un-american traitor is back!
- The Soul of Alaska is at stake!
- Democratic Plant causing chaos in Alaska!
- Joe Miller to get Golden Bootstraps
- Joe Miller supports new Constitution, hates the job anyway
- Joe Miller support his troops
- Fox News predicts Joe Miller as The Winner
- Tea Baggers predict Joe Miller WILL WIN
- Joe Miller's life under threat
- Joe Miller wont get Ben Stein's money
- Joe Miller encourages the exercise of democracy
- Joe Miller: Because second place is still first place
- unknown write-in candidate wins election: who is this guy?
- Joe Miller is Spiderman!
- Joe Miller continues battle to rescue election
- Election 2010: What went wrong?
- Sarah Palin to support the winning candidate
- How write-in votes are threatening our Democracy, unless they are for Joe Miller
- Joe Miller finds evidence of election fraud, money cannot buy freedom
- Joe Miller continues election, wont surrender until he wins
- Real Alaskans asking Joe Miller to continue his fight: You can do it, Joe!
- Activist Judge refuses to acknowledge Miller's victory
- Activist Judge refuses to award Election Victory to Senator Joe Miller
- Senator Joe Miller to celebrate victory: I am going to Disney World, because it is nonrefundable!
- Joe Miller's righthand man mysteriously disappeared, Big Government plot suspected
- Joe Miller gets a new job!