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Job Creationist
helps Americans better understand
The Free Market
America thanks you, Job Creationist

God will magically create new jubs.
Is true, it's in the Bible!

Job Creationist is a doctrine that indicates that the free market can solve everything. Its doctrine is very simple: No new taxes; tax cuts creates wealth; and Ronald Reagan is our Prophet, peace be upon his name. Follow these rules and your life will be filled with riches beyond imagination [1]

  1. Unless you are black, poor, and the wrong religion and do not have a $1 million dollar annual salary. Sorry, those are God's conditions.

You want a jub? You have to give "some" to the Big Guy.

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God Touching Adam
"Job Creationist"
is Most Beloved by God over all His creations
Now and Forever, Amen.
Jesus vs the job creators

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