Jim Cramer
helps Americans better understand
The Free Market
America thanks you, Jim Cramer
Jim Cramer
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

Night of The Googler


Mr. Cramer consulting his portholio for financial trends.

Jim Cramer is an American financial analyst/dumbass[1] and cofounder for The Street and host of CNBC's Mad Money.

October 20, 2005 NailingEdit


He was Stephen's fourth guest on The Colbert Report, appearing there to be nailed on the October 20, 2005 program. He openly admitted to being a Kodiak bear.Episode #4

Cramer has a plan for the Avian Flu: to make a boatload of money off it.

Together Stephen and Jim toyed with finance:

  • Took Yahoo! from 35 to 40
  • Took Coca Cola from 42 to 46 with Rat Paw

January 9, 2007 NailingEdit

Mr. Cramer's was renailed on January 9, 2007.

Mr. Cramer returned to The Eagle's Nest to explain his on-air melt-down to Dr. Colbert and the stock market as well.

Dr. Colbert allowed Mr. Cramer to hit his red button.

October 6, 2008 NailingEdit

  • hopefully he can scream a solution to our economy
  • said he feels good about the market
  • likes the roller coaster of a volatile market
    • wears a dramamine patch behind his ear before going to work
  • his prediction from a year ago may have been too subtle
    • he know thinks his ATM won't dispense cash
  • lots of blame to go around
  • the market is a ground hog
    • saw it's own shadow
  • is this another Depression?
    • invest in fedoras and bread crust
    • Campbell's
    • Heinz
    • Kellog's
  • can you trust your money in a bank?
    • yes, FDIC was raised to $250k
  • What about gold?
    • English actors advice gold
      • they pay Cramer's rent, so he's behind them!

Mad MoneyEdit


Cramer looks a little different when he's on the pills.

The premise of Mad Money is simple: Cramer gets all hopped up on pills, roams around his set like a madman, trashing the place and pulling investment tips out of his 'portholio.'

A few days after Cramer's renailing, Stephen realized that he too could give investment advice via his own segment entitled Bears & Balls.


  • Mad Money: Watch TV, Get Rich


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