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|People Who Are in Cults|
A Jewslim is a Muslim who celebrates all the Jewish holidays, well aware that he will never be one of the chosen people.
Origin Of JewslimismEdit
The Qu'ran clearly states that the Jewish people are the orignal. But it was a closed club, members only. Now everyone can join the party of Allah! Maybe muslims are just wannabes, but Judaism is just way more fun. More jokes, more music, more wine....I may be a muslim, but Sukkot is way cooler than anything Eid related. And it's 100% God approved!
What Jewslims BelieveEdit
Sects Within JewslimismEdit
Jewslim Holy DaysEdit
Fun Facts About JewslimismEdit
What Christians Think About JewslimsEdit
Their Place In HellEdit