Jewish-American Princesses
are a Proud Republican Goddesses
God Bless America
Stephen Colbert Clean up
Stephen is personally watching
Jewish-American Princess
to make sure it is not edited
by people who hate The Truth™.

A Jewish-American Princess or "JAP" is a young (often between 12-25 years of age), Jewish female who is pampered by her rich (often Colbert Platinum members) Jew parents to the extent that she is self-serving, materialistic, self-righteous, greedy, spoiled, and stuck-up. All this would be fine if only if their knowledge of America wasn't limited to who's on the One Hundred Dollar Bill. Such "Flagophobia" would not be tolerated if it wasn't for those same parent's continuing donations to the United States Republican Party.

Characteristics of a JAP

Notable JAPs

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