Jesus Milk

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Jesus Milk is a cold, delicious, refreshing beverage that's just like milk, only better. Jesus Milk has the added bonus of delivering an entire serving of rBGH in every glass!

Remember when Jesus multiplied the loaves and fishes? Think of rBGH as Christ for Cows. It’s a miracle!!

Now with 20% more pus!!!

Jesus Milk: it's what's Jesus would want on his Christberry Crunch.

Jesus Milk and Christberry Crunch Cereal are both registered trademarks of The Prescott Group. The Prescott Group is not responsible for any side-effects that may occur as a result from the misuse or ingestion of its products.

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