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SammyDavisJr
Jesus H. Christowitz
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!


Jesus H. Christowitz is Jesus's nerdy Jewish cousin, and the man responsible for the common but ridiculous misconception that Jesus was Jewish.

He guilts Jesus into letting him stay over whenever he's in town for business. During his stay, he complains that Jesus' food is too greasy and upsets his stomach, doesn't use a wash cloth, and makes the house smell weird. Jesus H. Christowitz is annoying but should be tolerated.

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