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Jessica Alba is an American Spicey Latina and critically acknowledged actress who holds the record for most masturbation material hours by boys from the younger part of Generation Y and the older part of Generation Z. She is known for her Oscar-snubbed performance in the film adaptation of Fantastic Four and never not being in a bikini.
Jessica was unmarried when she got pregnant, which hurts The Baby Jesus. She is a member of the Hollywood Pregnancy Association. She recently admitted that she does not use birth control or condoms during sex. She married her boyfriend in May 2008, a month before she gave birth, but is still not acceptable in Jesus' eyes. She gave birth to a girl — ironically named "Honor" — on June 8, 2008 at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
She has yet to be nominated for any acting prizes, but may be in the running for a humanitarian award for her selfless efforts on behalf of Dane Cook's career.