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Jesse Ventura
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
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Jesse Ventura
is Very Manly™.


Jesse Ventura is so manly, his level of testosterone has forced all of the hair to fall out of his head.

Do yourself a favor and don't ask what he did in Nam.

He can't talk about it though we know he was a Navy SEAL.

After his astounding career as a professional athlete he was elected governor of Minnesota.

April 7, 2008 NailingEdit

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as a former wrestler, Stephen might just pick up his chair and hit him over the head with it.

  • book Don't Start The Revolution Without Me!
  • needs a haircut
  • mentioned the 2nd Ammendment
  • is so cool he has to mention that he surfs in Mexico, dude
    • also mentioned being a Navy SEAL
      • threatened Stephen about sleep
  • Why Should People take Advice From Him?
  • named only 3 lies told by America's government
    • three strikes and you're out
  • has a problem with the 2 party system
    • one more than what Stephen considers necessary
  • chickenhawk does not mean he is into young gay men
  • Cheney got deferments so he could get brighter and betterer
  • while Bush was sent to Alabama, he made a secret missions to Vietnam
  • says we need Stephen to start the revolution, but he has a bum knee

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