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Since Jesse left the Senate, America has been forced to know a lot more pornography. A lot more. Poor America.
The Once and Future SenatorEdit
Like all great Americans, Jesse chose to honor his country by dying on the 4th of July. However, the people of North Carolina hope that, like Jesus and The South, Jesse Helms will Rise Again. They will then re-elect him to his Senate seat, and once again he will serve as their champion to defend them from pornography, The Gays, The Immigrants, The Ethnics (you can't even say "The N Word" any more, Jesse), and The Clintons much better than any of the current mamby-pamby Republican Senators. They just don't make 'em like they used to. This is why all North Carolinians think of Jesse Helms as their "Once and Future Senator."